And the credit for this World Record goes to...??

Without wasting any further time, soon after the conclusion of International Yoga day, the Indian National media started roaring that this humongous event has established a world record with an assemblage of 35000 attendees on the most influential avenue "Rajpath Marg" of New Delhi, India. The record is set under the leadership of the great yogi guru Baba Ramdev. Perhaps the Indian media has forgotten to highlight the earlier World Record of yoga on the same Rajpath Marg. Now, every Indian is bound to accept, only that portion of actual information that the Indian media shares with a colossal 125 crore of head counts. My intention behind this statement is based on the assertions made by the Indian media during the biggest democratic festival of 2014 which we call as "Democratic Elections" that : Narendra Modi if elected as the Prime Minister of India, then under the leadership of Bhartiya Janta Party (BJP) "Good Days" of Indians shall begin without any hurdles: that, Inflation will be cured, that, every Indian will have a sure amount of 15 lakh in their bank accounts, that, corruption will be wiped out completely, that, ...... and many such similar boasting, grandiose, rhetorical  and titillating promises were made by the Bhartiya Janta Party chief Narendra Modi who is now the "elected" Prime Minister of India. All these pompous and flowery promises were sung by our beloved Prime Minister Shri Narendra Modi not just once but, on several occasions during the election period.

I will pray for the mercy of god on the 125 modest Indians who are currently being led by our beloved Prime Minister Narendra Modi: that he (our beloved Prime Shri Minister Narendra Modi Ji) must achieve all his flowery promises committed during the election propaganda of 2014. Not lately, just after a completion of one complete year of his governance that this update was released by some anonymous media quoting : In such a short period of time (i.e. one complete year or twelve months or 365 days or 8760 hours) the ruling government oops....sorry...the gareebo ki sarkar(the government of the poor) cannot fulfill all the promises in just one year, the Republic of India has elected the government for 5 years so it is bound to take the time span of 5 years to fulfill all the promises.

"I believe that this is right also. To change the face of surviving India in 5 years, one must travel the world for at-least one year to just get an idea of how one should make further ostentatious speeches by telling us where is the world going, where we are standing today and where the government will take us tomorrow......hopefully to pray the least, at-least by the end of the 5th year we will be physically, emotionally, morally and socially be able to sing the song - ' Acche din chale gaye (good days are gone by)' .

    The impeccable and honest Bhartiya (Indian) is driven to follow and embrace this ordinance of our "elected" Prime Minister Shri Narendra Modi Ji. Whenever our Prime Minister occasionally visits India he spreads his views on how the Republic of India is fortunate to have him as a Prime Minister. On several occasions during his visits to India in the past one year, he consults and stresses on the need of becoming skilled labor: his consultations are based on the fact that the Multinationals will invest in India only when we will provide them with skilled labor. The supply of skilled labor will serve as a motivational factor for them to generate employment opportunities in India. Also, he expressed his agenda of making Banaras like one of smart cities of Japan "Kyoto". 

Suddenly, another day I saw our Prime Minister on the Television screen, walking on the railway stations of Germany during his visit to Germany..! After his comeback he declared that India too shall have Bullet trains very soon.

"I must say that, our Prime Minister is too inclined to get inspirational ideas that he is travelling around the globe just to get a clue of how he can further mesmerize the 125 crore citizens of India by engaging us to day dream about the picture he has painted and meanwhile move forward for his next International destination to present another day dreaming idea." 

Keeping this tradition alive, whenever he visits India occasionally he indeterminately gives another puffy promise to the 125 crore of impeccable Indians. Our Prime Minister although, effortlessly commits that he will fulfill all his promises but, seldom he tells us by when (specific date) these promises will be fulfilled. His commitments comes to us without any time frame. Now, our Prime Minister has taken the onus to revive the basic thinking of Indians like: that every Indian must be well perfect for dusting, every Indian must proof his worth of being a skilled labor, every Indian must practice yoga for a healthy body, that our sacred river Ganga will be cleaned and the list is going with his must to do's.

Now I think that from the day Shri Narendra Modi has come into power as the Prime Minister of India he must have self-realized that in a haze of winning the elections he blatantly committed many promises to Indians but, the innocent, imbecile Indian is not yet fit or agile enough to accept the sudden developments : that the guiltless Indian is not aware of how the world around us is developing, so he took the charge of first making us fit for the coming changes out of his erstwhile promises (that will hopefully happen someday soon....hopefully). As a consequence, he has started preaching the AAM BHARTIYA (Indian Citizen) and has emerged as a preacher...Hail the Prime Minister....Hail...!!

"Well, that holds some truth as well....when an innocent  - imbecile Indian will not be able to exploit the benefits of the fulfilled promises, all the labor behind accomplishing these promises will go in vain"

     
Respected Mister Prime Minister: You must first put all your best efforts in 4 years to make us fit and agile to face blooming benefits of your great promises and then in the last one year the government must become very busy under the burden of meeting the commitments by the way of: Ribbon cutting ceremonies, by attending foundation days and so on....this will keep both the government and the people of India Happy and Gay...yay..!! 

Mister Prime Minister, I request you to bestow upon me the knowledge of the International Yoga Day, that was conducted by you under the leadership of Baba Ramdev , where an assemblage of 35000 Indians came together on Rajpath Marg to practice some Yoga positions and that this event created a World Record (proclaimed by the Indian Media): One thing I am not convinced at that on who's name this World Record is addressed to ?? As far as my calculations go, I am assuming that to either of these 3 titles the World Record must have been addressed: 

1. 35000 people of the Republic of India practiced Yoga under the supervision of Baba Ramdev   along with the Indian Prime Minister

2.  35000 people of the Republic of India practiced Yoga with the Indian Prime Minister
3.  35000 people out of 125 crore of Republic of India practiced Yoga on   Rajpath Marg        

 
At the best, I should inform myself who actually made this World Record? But, I must say this to you, Mister Prime Minister: I am very delighted to know that we have not let our very own National culture of yoga in to some others' credit. We have stood firm and strong to hold this as our own culture. I extend my gratitude to my fellow Indians for this so - called internationally acclaimed World Record and wish that we shall take this achievement to the level of Guinness Book World Record.

LUCKY BABA....

Om Sai....